{"product_id":"5mm-thicc-mini-beaker-bong","title":"5mm \"Thicc\" Mini Beaker Bong","description":"\u003cp\u003e5mm \"Thicc\" Mini Beaker Bong — real glass, honest specs, and the kind of function you feel on the first pull.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhat It Is\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eAn authentic \u003cstrong\u003eDankStop\u003c\/strong\u003e water pipe — glass. Beaker bongs are time tested reliable waterpipes, with a design that has lended itself perfectly to smoking herbs. So how do you improve on perfection? By making it \"thicc\" of course! Milkshakes, Cats, and Butts, are all great \"thicc\" examples, so why not your beaker bong? With 5mm glass walls, what this beaker lacks in height it certainly makes up for in durability and loses nothing in terms of functionality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs you can trust:\u003c\/strong\u003e glass — listed here and on the pills above, so parts match the first time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmoother sessions:\u003c\/strong\u003e water filtration and diffusion cool every hit before it reaches you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAuthentic brand:\u003c\/strong\u003e the real product from the brand on the listing — not a re-label.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDaily-driver function:\u003c\/strong\u003e designed for the way people actually smoke, not just the photo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuilt to last:\u003c\/strong\u003e quality glass construction that survives daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eHow To Use It\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFill with water until the percolator slits are just covered, grind medium and pack the bowl loose, then draw slow and steady. Change water daily and deep-clean weekly with 91%+ isopropyl and coarse salt — flavor stays factory-fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"DankStop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46632366145844,"sku":"GB401","price":56.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0717\/7404\/4468\/products\/dankstop-5mm-thicc-mini-beaker-bong-bong-gb401-15277331710026.jpg?v=1694869130","url":"https:\/\/eastloud.com\/products\/5mm-thicc-mini-beaker-bong","provider":"East Loud","version":"1.0","type":"link"}