• Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
  • Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter
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Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter

Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter

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  • Easy to live with: simple care keeps it performing like new.
  • Quality build: materials and construction that hold up to real use.
  • Honest listing: what you see in the specs is what arrives.

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Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter: real brand, real specs, no mystery.

What It Is

An authentic Hemper piece with full specs on this listing. **Disclaimer: Novelty lighters are banned for resale in multiple states, counties and cities. Please only purchase this product if you are sure of the legality of this product in the local area in which you intend to resell it.** ** DOES NOT INCLUDE BUTANE ** The Portal Gun Torch is a one-of-a-kind butane torch inspired by the Portal Gun from a popular sci-fi animated show.

Why You'll Love It

  • Easy to live with: simple care keeps it performing like new.
  • Quality build: materials and construction that hold up to real use.
  • Honest listing: what you see in the specs is what arrives.
  • Authentic brand: the real product from the brand named above.

How To Use It

Full usage and care details ship with the product — and the FAQ below covers the questions we hear most. Iso and coarse salt remain the universal cleaning recipe.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How fast does the Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter ship?
Orders placed before 2 PM ET on business days are processed the same day. Every Hemper Portal Gun Torch Lighter order ships tracked, in plain discreet packaging, typically arriving within 2–5 days.
How do I choose between glass, silicone, and metal pieces?
Glass gives the purest flavor and the widest variety; silicone survives drops and travel; metal lasts forever in a pocket. Most collections end up with glass at home and silicone or metal for the road.
Are these products authentic branded items?
Yes — we stock genuine products from the brands named on each listing, sourced through authorized distribution. Brand, specs, and materials are listed on every product page.
What should my first piece be?
For dry herb: a spoon pipe (cheapest start) or a 10-12" beaker bong (smoothest start). For concentrates: a compact rig with a quartz banger and carb cap. Every product page lists specs to help you match parts correctly.
How do I clean smoking accessories?
The universal recipe: 91%+ isopropyl alcohol plus coarse salt as an abrasive, soak or shake, rinse warm, dry fully. Silicone can go in the dishwasher; metal parts prefer a brush and iso soak.
Do you have more information on sizing and fitment?
Every product page lists the specs that matter — joint size, angle, and gender for glass; model compatibility for vape parts. If a listing leaves you unsure, reach out through the contact page and we'll match you to the right part.

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How to get it right

1

Pick your piece

Every product page lists the specs that matter - materials, sizes and compatibility - so you know exactly what arrives.

2

Match your parts

Joint sizes, angles and genders are on the pills above the buy button. If it matches, it fits. Unsure? Hit the FAQ below.

3

Keep it clean

91%+ isopropyl and coarse salt is the universal recipe. Clean gear hits smoother and lasts years longer.