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Ronald Hump Dry Pipe

Ronald Hump Dry Pipe

$74.99 USD
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Hand PipesBorosilicate GlassEmpire Glassworks
  • Authentic brand: the real product from the brand on the listing — not a re-label.
  • No setup, no water: pack, light, done — the simplest session there is.
  • Easy to clean: a zip-bag iso soak brings it back to day one.

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Simple, solid, always ready: Ronald Hump Dry Pipe earns its spot in the rotation.

What It Is

An authentic Empire Glassworks hand pipe — borosilicate glass. Meet Ronald Hump. He enjoys sun tanning, real estate, and the occasional toke. Thanks to Empire Glassworks, we can enjoy Ronald Hump in all his glory. Pack a bowl in his hump, and trump all your problems away. His look of content happiness will remain so, as long as you pay your rent. Just don't grab him by the tushy. He doesn't like that...

Why You'll Love It

  • Authentic brand: the real product from the brand on the listing — not a re-label.
  • No setup, no water: pack, light, done — the simplest session there is.
  • Easy to clean: a zip-bag iso soak brings it back to day one.
  • Comfortable in hand: shaped for grip, balance and an easy draw.

How To Use It

Pack the bowl loosely, cover the carb while lighting, release to clear. A weekly zip-bag soak in iso and salt keeps the draw open and the taste clean.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What material is the Ronald Hump Dry Pipe made from?
It is made of borosilicate glass. Borosilicate handles rapid heat changes without stressing, which is why lab glass uses it too.
How fast does the Ronald Hump Dry Pipe ship?
Orders placed before 2 PM ET on business days are processed the same day. Every Ronald Hump Dry Pipe order ships tracked, in plain discreet packaging, typically arriving within 2–5 days.
How do I use a hand pipe?
Pack the bowl loosely with ground material, cover the carb hole (the small hole on the side) while lighting, then release it as you inhale to clear the chamber. A loose pack burns more evenly and keeps the draw open.
How do I clean a glass hand pipe?
Seal the pipe in a zip bag with 91%+ isopropyl alcohol and a spoonful of coarse salt, shake well, let it soak 30 minutes, then rinse with warm water. For daily smokers, a weekly clean keeps flavor fresh and airflow open.
Should I use a screen in my pipe?
Screens keep ash and small bits from pulling through into your mouth. Glass daisy screens are the cleanest-tasting option; brass and stainless screens are cheap and cut to fit any bowl. Many spoon pipes work fine without one if you pack properly.
What's the difference between a spoon, a sherlock, and a steamroller?
A spoon is the compact all-rounder. A sherlock's curved neck cools smoke slightly and sits nicely in hand. A steamroller has an open end that acts as a giant carb, delivering fast, unfiltered hits with maximum airflow — great for experienced smokers.
Are silicone pipes safe to smoke from?
Quality silicone pipes are made from food-grade, heat-tolerant silicone that never contacts the flame directly — the bowl itself is glass or metal. They're virtually indestructible and dishwasher-safe, which makes them the go-to travel and outdoor piece.

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How to get it right

1

Pack it loose

A loose pack keeps airflow open and burns even. Cover the carb while lighting, release to clear.

2

Use a screen

A glass daisy or metal screen keeps ash out of your mouth and the bowl cleaner for longer.

3

The weekly soak

Zip bag, 91% iso, coarse salt, thirty minutes - rinse and it tastes like day one.

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